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1. CURRENT AGE: 23 years, 5 months, 29 days, 1 hour, 56 minutes old
2. WHAT SONG WOULD BE YOUR STRIP SONG? I have two. 1st: 'Just a lil bit (by 50 cent). 2nd: Naughty Girl (by Beyonce). Heck Yeeeeah!
3. IF YOU COULD BE A MIXTURE OF 2 ANIMALS, WHAT TWO WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY? A wolf (because I love Jacob Black) and an eagle (because then I could fly!)
4. IF YOU COULD STAR IN ANY MOVIE, WHAT WOULD IT BE? New Moon of course! AND WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU HAVE BEEN? Bella, because 1st: Kristin Stewart sucks! and 2nd: because then I would have gotten to touch Taylor Lautner's aaaaabs!
5. WHICH OF THESE JOBS WOULD YOU CHOOSE IF YOU HAD TO BE ONE? A) COLON-HYDROTHERAPIST. B) MORTICIAN. C) ARMPIT SNIFFER. I would have to go with A...and the reason why is because a mortician would be too depressing and it would scare me. (I've always had a fear that a dead person will all of a sudden grab me while I am looking at them in the coffin), and smelling armpits would make me vomit.
6. IF YOU COULD CREATE THE 100TH COLOR IN THE CRAYOLA CRAYON BOX, WHAT COLOR WOULD IT BE AND WHAT WOULD YOU NAME IT? It would be awwwesome and everyone would love it! It would be a mixture of like greens, pinks, and pearls in a glittery sense (like the inside of a shell!) I would call it: Iridescent
7. IF YOU LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW AND SAW A NAKED MAN, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? I probably think to myself "what the eff?!?". Then I would open my window and throw things at him. Not money though... I mean I wouldn't want him to think that I was enjoying it or anything.
8. WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IS GOING TO HAPPEN ON DECEMBER 21ST, 2010? Oh man...I don't even know where to start! I know that a huge solar flare is going to hit the earth most likely, but I will have a 7 minute head start warning so i will be able to take my family down in the bomb shelter that I will have built in my backyard down there for that portion of the day. Then the planets will align so the magnetic polar issues will cause some huge catastrophic mother nature craziness which will be scary. I don't think the world will end though.. (not yet at least). I have to walk to Missouri first. :) hahaa.
9. WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER DO? A) HAVE TO GIVE A FULL BODY MASSAGE TO AN OBESE ACNE-COVERED HAIRY MAN OR B) DRINK A FULL CUP OF YOUR FATHER'S URINE. These are both horrible, but I would probably rather do the massage and just wear gloves the guy's acne pustules ruptured...ew sick. I would just close my eyes and pretend I was playing with some play-doh.
10. IF YOU COULD RENAME YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
11. FAVORITE GIRL NAME? I can't tell you my favorite because that is what I want to name my first daughter, and I don't want anyone to steal it. So let's go with: Laqueesha
12. FAVORITE BOY NAME? Dick
13. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR FIRST CHILD IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE? Well..if it looks like Blake, then it will be dang cute. If it looks like me.... then shoot. Probably pretty dang ugly. Fat and no neck with beady little eyes. Egch.
14. WHAT IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Cleaning your ears out with Q-Tips.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Payless shoe store (and no I am not kidding)
16. IF YOU COULD GET ANY TATTOO..WHERE WOULD YOU GET IT? AND WHAT WOULD IT BE OF? I would get Blake's pretty little face tattooed on my BUTT!
17. CREATE A COOL NAME SENTENCE WITH THE LETTERS OF YOUR NAME:
Katie Asked To Immediately Evacuate
18.WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER? WHY? Edward freakin Cullen...because I love him.
18.WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER? WHY? Edward freakin Cullen...because I love him.
19. IF YOU COULD TEACH ANY SUBJECT IN SCHOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Sex Ed. I'd be good at that..... NOT! hahah :)
20. FAVORITE SLURPEE FLAVOR? Mmmmm. Mountain Dew mixed with Coca-Cola. Sooo good!
21.IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME TO TELL SOMETHING TO SOMEBODY THAT YOU REGRET NOT SAYING TO THEM, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? I would go back to highschool and tell that stupid kid that called me Afro-Girl in middle school (who by the way turned out insanely ugly) "Hey ginger kid! You called me Afro Girl in middle school and that hurt my feelings! Well look at me now and look at who turned out to be the fugly one! YOU!" :) yeah... that would show him!
22. IF YOU WERE FLYING ON A PLANE OVER THE OCEAN AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE PLANE STARTED CRASHING, HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD REACT? I would stand up, slap the screaming woman next to me and yell "pull it together damn it!", then hurry and eat some peanuts for my last dying meal, and then start singing Amazing Grace to the other person next to me.
23. WHAT SONGS DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? The Batman Theme..... and Elaborate Lives from Aida.
24.WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU ARE BAD AT THAT YOU WISH YOU WERE GOOD AT? Dancing sexy.... instead of like a Mormon.
25.HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KISSED? Well... technically 4, but two of them were pretty much dares and the third was a booty call. So---yeah, really I have only kissed Blake.
26. TELL US WHICH KISS WAS YOUR FAVORITE AND WHY? There was one where Blake and I were still newly dating and we went outside and it was snowing these huge flakes and it was quiet and romantic, and Blake leaned in and kissed me very softly but it was so intense! It was great. It made my stomach flip flop and the butterflies started whirling.
27. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST AWKWARD MOMENT WITH YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND? Ok, this isn't mine, but it was mine and Blake's first awkward farting moment together. So for my very first Davinci work party we went to this fancy schmancy Italian restaurant and I took Blake as my date. We had been dating for months, but we still weren't in the 'comfortable, not afraid to show you everything' stage. Well the party was pretty long and the food was super rich, so when we finally left, Blake opened the car door for me then slowly walked to his side and got in. When he started the car, immediately there was this HORRIBLE stench and I was like "ohhh. Oh my gosh! What IS that??? It's awful!" I started sniffing the car, the vents, even myself and I just couldn't figure it out. My face was so digusted and I just kept saying things like "freak! It smells like something died!" And Blake was just like, "Man....um. I dont' know..." Well...... an entire year later Blake Finally admitted that the smell that night was him!!! He had let out a bunch of farts when he was walking around to his door because he had 'date gas' and I guess a little bit followed him back in to the car. He was too embarrassed to say anything because of all the things I was saying, so he just acted like he didn't know what it was. HAHAH so funnY!!!!
28. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU PURCHASED? A parking ticket to get into the Bee's game. 6 Freakin bucks! lame sauce!
29. CELEBRITY CRUSH (BOY & GIRL): Boy = Taylor Lautner fo sho! Love him even though I am practically a pedophile. :) hhaa. Girl = Charlize Theron probably
30. YOUR WORST HABIT? OH man, I have so many! My worst two are A) Popping my freakin bones like crazy bad (I am going to be one hunched over old lady with sever arthritis) and B) Picking the skin around my fingernails. AH! It's so terrible! I can't stop.... my hands are not cute.
31. WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE LETTERS STAND FOR? M.A.L.D.E.T.: Man! Allen licked Dora eleven times!
31. IF YOU HAD TO HAVE A NAME THAT WAS TYPICALLY A NAME FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I wouldn't want the same old that everyone has. So maybe like Kristian or Maurice (but spelled Marisse).. ya know-- Unique!
32. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE FIRST THING THE OPPOSITE SEX NOTICES ABOUT YOU? Probably my gross muffin-top love handles that hang over my pants!! Sick nasty....
33. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE TO LICK THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF YOUR FOOT OR THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF YOUR BUTT CHEEK? Ya know, this one is a tough one, and I bet most people would choose their foot...but I honestly think I would choose my butt cheek. My reason being: it's just the butt cheek portion, not my butt crack. Plus my butt is pretty dang clean and it's inside, safely covered, in my pants all day. On the other hand, my foot is in my dirty shoe where they sweat all day or I'm barefoot walking around on who knows what. Yeah.. i think my butt cheek is the safer bet.
34. HOW DO YOU THINK THE WORST WAY TO DIE WOULD BE? Oh---definitely being hung up on some kind of hook or something and then having some crazy person slowly peel off your skin... like they grab a hang nail, and they just keep pulling it, and the chunk gets bigger and bigger. Then they pour acid on your freshly peeled skin, and then right before you are pretty much dead, they light you on fire!!!!!! That would be soooo painful. Good think the likelihood of this ever happening is very small.
35. WHAT IS YOUR WEAKNESS WHEN IT COMES TO SHOPPING (YOU CAN'T HELP BUT BUY IT EVERY TIME?) Rice-A-Roni, Broccoli Au Grautin flavor.
36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FAMILY TRADITION? Hannukah...we totally aren't Jewish, and don't celebrate it religiously, but it's just for fun because my dad is a freak and thinks the Jewish culture is awesome. We eat Jewish foods (for the most part) and turn all the lights out and light the menorah. We always play dreidle and my dad tells us the story of the passover and he usually throws in some Jewish new words he wants to teach us. It's pretty dang fun.
37.WHAT REALITY TV SHOW WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON AND WHY? America's Next Top Model!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeeeeah! I will never get to be though because my eyebrows are not thick enough, I wasn't raped as a child, and supposedly a size 7 is too large and in charge.
38.IF YOU LIKE SUSHI, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ROLL? LOOOOVE love love Sushi! And The Las Vegas Roll Rules!
39.TELL US ABOUT ONE OF YOUR RECENT DREAMS THAT YOU REMEMBER: I dreamt that a bunch of my friends and co-workers were about to play a game of football. And Jim from the office was one of the team captains and he was choosing his first pick and he picked me! And I went over to him and I was soooo excited because he chose me over Pam. He gave me a big hug and I was all giddy because I liked him so much. hahahahaha.
40. ARE YOU A HOME-ROW TYPER OR A TAP-TAP TYPER? Home Row Baby! It makes me a speed demon!!!
41. DESCRIBE YOUR ULTIMATE SANDWICH: I like honey white bread from Village Baker. Turkey, Cheddar Cheese, Olives, a teeny bit of lettuce, and sun dried tomatoes with pesto spread
42. WHAT IS A GAME THAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY/FRIENDS INVENTED THAT YOU STILL PLAY? Snail! Out on like your driveway you get chalk and draw like a curly windy puzzle/path with little squares that are just big enough for one foot. THen you have to hop through the maze on one foot without stepping on any of the lines. If you step on a line, you mark that square with your initials and your turn is over. On your next turn you can't even jump in that square so you have to hop over it!!! Whoever makes it through the whole maze first wins! It's super fun
43. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF ACCENT? Favorite = Australian, British, or South African :) mmmmm Least Favorite = Southern. Ew. They sound sooo stupid!
44. IF YOU WERE ON FEAR FACTOR, WHAT THREE EVENTS WOULD BE THE WORST ONES THEY COULD CHOOSE FOR YOU? 1) Making me eat anything disgusting... I have a wussy stomach 2) Locking me in a box with any kind of horrible bugs 3) Hanging me upside down in water to see how long I could hold my breath
45. IF YOU HAD TO EAT ONE OF YOUR BODY PARTS (THE WHOLE THING) WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO EAT? Ha! My eyelash! I am so smart. hee hee
46. IF YOU FOUND OUT YOU WERE PREGNANT RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD YOUR REACTION BE? I would probably go through stages: 1st) Anger - I would be swearing up a storm, blaming Blake, and breaking dishes. 2nd) Denial - take a million pee stick tests over and over. 3rd) Depression - cry and cry and stay over at my moms. 4th) Acceptance - I would be ok and happy with it.
47. WHAT LAST NAME DO YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN WHEN YOU GOT MARRIED? No offense Blake... but it would not have been Fronk for dang sure! Maybe Couric---and then I would have gone around faking people out telling them I was Katie Couric...and they would believe me...and it would be cool.
48.WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS WOULD YOU BE AND WHY? Meg from Hercules! She is brunette, spunky, and sassy and has square hips! :)
49. WHAT CELEBRITY DO YOU THINK YOU LOOK MOST LIKE (BOY AND GIRL?): Well according to that celebrity look-a-like calculator thingy majig, I look like: Lacey Chabert & Sophia Bush ?? Oh, and Christian Slater for the guy?? hahaha
50.WHAT WORDS ON THE KEYBOARD DO YOU HAVE THE HARDEST TIME TYPING?
De-escalate <---dang you!!!!!!
51. WHICH WOULD YOU HATE MOST? A) WAKING UP LOCKED IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD PERSON BURIED UNDERGROUND. B) WAKING UP NAKED TIED TO A BED WITH DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH WITH A STRANGER LICKING YOU. C) WAKING UP REALIZING YOU HAD GOTTEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND WERE A COMPLETE VEGETABLE ON THE OUTSIDE (COULDN'T MOVE OR TALK), BUT YOUR BRAIN WAS STILL PROPERLY FUNCTIONING. D) WAKING UP TO FIND YOU WERE COMPLETELY MUTE (NO SPEECH, HEARING, OR SIGHT): These are all really horrible, but I would think 'A' would be the worst. I mean, how do you get out of that? You basically are screwed and would die a slow and lonely death already in your coffin. Sad face!
52. IF YOU WERE IN A SITUATION WHERE AN EVIL GUY WAS HOLDING YOUR FAMILY HOSTAGE AND HE SAID YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE PERSON TO SAVE OR ELSE HE WOULD KILL ALL OF THEM (AND YOU CAN'T CHOOSE YOURSELF), WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? That would be so awful.... but I would choose Blake of course.
53. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE M'S STAND FOR IN M&M? Melted Milk
54. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DREAM COME TRUE? Yes! When I was young, I dreamt that this hotel was in the field behind my house and it was on fire and my friends and I ran to it and the police were pulling out this frantic woman screaming "my baby! my baby!!". And like the next week that same hotel burned down!!!
55. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF ALCOHOL? Well since I am not a drinker.. I would have to say Rubbing Alcohol. It's great for infections and sanitizing all sorts of things! :)
56. WHAT ONE WORD THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME BEST DESCRIBES YOU? Kooky
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1. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT AGE? 24
2. WHAT SONG WOULD BE YOUR STRIP SONG? 50 Cent - Candy Shop
3. IF YOU COULD BE A MIXTURE OF TWO ANIMALS, WHICH TWO WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY? A wolf and an eagle, because wolves are good predators and can run fast and an eagle flies
4. IF YOU COULD HAVE STARRED IN ANY MOVIE, WHAT WOULD IT HAVE BEEN? Gladiator. WHAT CHARACTER WOULD YOU HAVE BEEN? Marcus Arellius
5.WHICH OF THESE JOBS WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO DO IF YOU HAD TO DO ONE? A) MORTICIAN. B) COLON HYDROTHERAPIST. C) ARMPIT SNIFFER. Colon Hydrotherapist. There is no smell, you just clean em' out.
6.IF YOU COULD CREATE THE 100TH COLOR IN THE CRAYOLA CRAYON BOX, WHAT COLOR WOULD IT BE AND WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT? A mixture of all the blues and call it Deep Ocean.
7.IF YOU LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW AND SAW A NAKED MAN, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Run outside and beat him up!
8.WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IS GOING TO HAPPEN ON DECEMBER 21ST, 2012? It's just going to be a regular day and I am going to sleep
9. WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER DO? HAVE TO GIVE A FULL BODY MASSAGE TO AN OBESE ACNE COVERED HAIRY MAN OR DRINK A FULL CUP OF YOUR FATHER'S URINE? Urine
10.IF YOU COULD RENAME YOURSELF, WHICH NAME WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Blake. I don't want to rename myself. I like my name.
11.FAVORITE GIRL NAME? Katie
12.FAVORITE BOY NAME? Blake
13. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR NEXT CHILD IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE? Like me and Katie.
14. WHAT IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Sex
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Lucky Girl Perfume
16. IF YOU COULD GET ANY TATTOO..WHERE WOULD YOU GET IT? WHAT WOULD IT BE OF? Some kind of band on my bicep
17. CREATE A COOL NAME SENTENCE WITH YOUR NAME: Blake Licked All Katie's Ears
18.WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER? WHY? I don't know.
19.IF YOU COULD TEACH ANY SUBJECT IN SCHOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Phys Ed
20.FAVORITE SLURPEE FLAVOR? Mt. Dew
21.IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND SAY SOMETHING THAT YOU REGRET NOT SAYING TO SOMEONE..WHO WOULD THAT PERSON BE AND WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THEM? Go back in time and tell my mom I love her more.
22.IF YOU WERE ON A PLANE FLYING OVER THE OCEAN AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE PLANE STARTED CRASHING, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Probably start praying
23.WHAT SONGS DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? The National Anthem and Josh Groban 'You Raise Me Up'
24.WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU ARE BAD AT THAT YOU WISH YOU WERE GOOD AT? Typing.
25.HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KISSED? 7
26.TELL US WHICH KISS WAS YOUR FAVORITE AND WHY? When I kissed Katie in the snow becuase it was romantic
27.WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST AWKWARD FARTING MOMENT WITH ONE OF YOUR FIRST GIRLFRIENDS? I was on a date with Emily Crook and I jumped off the porch and when I hit the ground a loud disgusting fart came out....it was embarrassing
28. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU PURCHASED? Pizza
29.CELEBRITY CRUSH (BOY AND GIRL)? Boy - Vin Diesel. Girl - Jessica Alba
30.YOUR WORST HABIT? Picking my toenails
31.WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE LETTERS STAND FOR? M.A.L.D.E.T: MALfunctioning DETour
32.IF YOU HAD TO HAVE A NAME THAT IS TYPICALLY A NAME FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX, WHAT NAME WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Blake
33.WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE FIRST THING THE OPPOSITE SEX NOTICES ABOUT YOU? My smile and eyes
34.WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE TO LICK THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF YOUR FOOT OR YOUR BUTT CHEEK? My Foot.
35.HOW DO YOU THINK THE WORST WAY TO DIE WOULD BE? Drowning
36. WHAT IS YOUR WEAKNESS WHEN IT COMES TO SHOPPING? (YOU CAN'T HELP BUT BUY IT EVERY TIME?) Hunting Videos
37.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FAMILY TRADITION? Going camping at Arches
38.WHAT REALITY TV SHOW WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON AND WHY? Survivor because I would rock at it.
39.IF YOU LIKE SUSHI, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ROLL? Mango Extreme
40.TELL US ABOUT ONE OF YOUR DREAMS THAT YOU RECENTLY HAD? I had a dream about getting in a fight with some customers about what color of carpet they picked out.
41.ARE YOU A HOME-ROW TYPER OR A TAP-TAP TYPER? Tap Tap
42.DESCRIBE YOUR ULTIMATE SANDWICH: Quizno's Prime RIb Steak
43.WHAT IS A GAME THAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY/FRIENDS INVENTED WHE YOU WERE YOUNG? Commando's. You tackle each other to get the socks out of your back pockets.
44.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE & LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF ACCENT? Fav - Australian. Least Fav - Mexican
45.IF YOU WERE ON THE SHOW FEAR FACTOR, WHAT THREE EVENTS WOULD BE THE WORST ONES THEY COULD CHOOSE FOR YOU? 1) hanging upside down in water. 2)Eating Bull testicles 3)getting locked in a really small space.
46.IF YOU HAD TO EAT ONE OF YOUR BODY PARTS, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Fingernail
47.IF YOU FOUND OUT YOU WERE PREGNANT RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD YOUR REACTION BE? What the hell??
48.WHAT LAST NAME DO YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN WHEN YOU GOT MARRIED? I dont care..I dont think about crap like this.
49.WHICH DISNEY PRINCE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BE? Hercules
50.WHAT CELEBRITY DO YOU THINK YOU LOOK THE MOST LIKE (BOY & GIRL?) Joshua Jackson from Fringe. No Girl
51.WHAT WORD DO YOU HAVE THE HARDEST TIME TYPING ON THE KEYBOARD? I don't know.
52.WHICH WOULD YOU HATE THE MOST? A)WAKING UP LOCKED IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD PERSON BURIED UNDER THE GROUND. B)WAKING UP NAKED TIED TO BED WITH DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH WITH A CREEPY STRANGER LICKING YOU. C)WAKING UP REALIZING YOU HAD GOTTEN IN AN ACCIDENT AND WERE A COMPLETE VEGETABLE ON THE OUTSIDE BUT YOUR MIND STILL WORKED PERFECTLY. D)WAKING UP REALIZING YOU HAD LOST YOUR SIGHT, SPEECH, AND HEARING AND WERE COMPLETELY MUTE? Being a vegetable
53. IF YOU WERE IN A SITUATION WHERE AN EVIL MAN WAS HOLDING YOUR FAMILY HOSTAGE AND HE SAID YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE PERSON TO SAVE OR HE WOULD KILL ALL OF THEM, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE (can't be you)? Katie.
54. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE M'S IN M&M STAND FOR? Milky Melting
55. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DREAM THAT CAME TRUE? yes! I had a dream that Celeste Brown brought us CHinese food. And the next night she brought us CHinese food. So incredibly random.
56. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF ALCOHOL? I dont drink
57. WHAT ONE WORD THAT STARTS WITH THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME BEST DESCRIBES YOU? BAM!!!
